this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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