Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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