these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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