Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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