You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
do herpes really smell.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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