I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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