He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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