you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just want to make out with him forever
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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