i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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