Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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