I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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