And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
it was like having sex with a tree stump
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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