Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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