Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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