Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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