Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"