It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars