so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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