Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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