Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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