I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You were trust falling into bushes
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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