am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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