everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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