I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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