it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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