when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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