Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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