I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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