I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
