THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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