we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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