operation have a gay friend backfired
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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