Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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