just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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