I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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