can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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