I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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