Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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