There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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