But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I don't think brook has ever known best
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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