Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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