god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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