Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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