just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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