I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
