You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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