Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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