so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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