jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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