I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Your shirt... Was in my pants
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
