Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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