its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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