On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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