is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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