Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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