Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm both gender and math confused
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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