i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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