I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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