Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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