I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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