u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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