problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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